A Spocktacular Musical Interlude

To continue with this blog's previous recent themes, may I present the following song parody, to the tune of "Kickin' the Gong Around" (lyrics only here):

Kickin' the Blogs Around

Down in Disneytown
All the flacks were sitting around
Some were high, and some KSFO
There were millions to be had
But someone said "It's bad,"
And there was good old Spocko

He was sweating and afraid
But a big noise he had made
He was broke and didn't have clout
He taped that awful sound
And then he stood his ground
Now hear all the bloggers shout:

Where is Minnie?
Bad old Minnie?
Has she been here
Kickin' the blogs around?

If you don't know Minnie
Her purse isn't skinny
And she gets her pleasure
From kickin' the blogs around...

Just tell her old Spocko
Was here and had to go
And as he departed
And got restarted
There was Minnie
Kickin' the blogs around...