Tuesday, October 31, 2006

More Levity: Oh, Canada, Oh, SNAP!

From my friend Maestro Jeffrey Jesus Jones Timbrell:

TOP 10 REASONS WHY CANADA IS BETTER THAN THE REPUBLICANS

10. Canada has snow. Republicans are just a bunch of flakes.
9. Canada has beavers. Republicans have crabs.
8. Canada allows Gays to be Married. Republicans allow Siblings to be married.
7. Canada`s favorite sport is Hockey. Republicans favorite sport is Lying.
6. Canada isn`t fighting in Iraq. Neither are the Republicans.
5. Canada has Rush. The Republicans have...Rush Limbaugh.
4. The average Canadian man has a very big penis. So does Ann Coulter. We`ll give you that one.
3. Tucker Carlson says Canadians are into dog-sledding. We don`t even KNOW his Mom.
2. Canada helps impoverished children the world over. Republicans just have sex with them!!!! OH SNAP!!!

And the number 1 reason why Canada is better than the Republicans.
1. MOUNTIES.



Really, I have nothing to add. There just isn't anything to say about that, is there?

4 Comments:

Blogger luckluster said...

Interestingly, another person in my feed list posted a link to this comic.

5:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny! makes me wanna steal it.

8:31 AM  
Blogger Anne Johnson said...

Canadians have sense.
Republicans have cents.

3:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brilliant.

10:35 PM  

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