(Joke reference, because I'm too disgusted for anything but snark.
Now the Associated Press
is lying about biofuels, along with (possibly, unless this is grossly misreported) the US Congressional Budget Office, claiming simultaneously
that "Food stamps and child nutrition programs are expected to cost up to $900 million more this year because of increased ethanol use," whereas further down
in the same story, they say, "The CBO said other factors, such as skyrocketing energy costs, have had an even greater effect than ethanol on food prices."
So, uh, if these otherwise-unnamed "other factors, such as skyrocketing energy costs, have had an even greater effect than ethanol on food prices," why are those things
not news? Why are we not hearing how energy costs and purple mitten futures
or whatever and all those other factors
with such a significant impact (although you can't be bothered to name them) are driving up the price of food? Why are we only
hearing that the sky is falling because of corn-derived ethanol?
Look, folks, I'll make this perfectly clear: Writing a news story so that the most significant contributing causes
of a phenomenon are buried and mostly not described two grafs below the lede so that a minor, relatively insignificant contributing cause can be highlighted in the headline, the slugline, and the lede, is dishonest
. It's a lie
. It's also bad journalism
, and it needs to stop. I'm looking at you
, Mary Clare Jalonick of the Associated Press, and all the other reporters who are doing this.
As I've said before, I'll be the first person to tell you that corn ethanol-derived biofuels suck diseased donkey ass
, okay? They're really a bad execution of an otherwise good concept, especially since if we're doing biofuels, we should be doing them from waste materials, used french-fry grease, switchgrass and other low-till, no-maintenance, no-irrigation, low-energy-expenditure crops, and not something as disgustingly high-maintenance as corn.
Besides which, as I've mentioned before, no
, corn ethanol
starving the planet, or taking high-fructose corn syrup out of the mouths of impoverished babies to power hippie yuppiemobiles, so sit down and take a chill pill or several already.